Funny Cv Quotes

Funny cv quotes – People write the strangest things on their resumes, sometimes downright hysterical. See more ideas about funny, resume, funny jobs. You will ruin my life.”. 'career break in 1999 to renovate my horse' 2. 22.) the brain is a wonderful organ; It’s all in the wording. 23.) be like a postage stamp. “may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”.

“everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.”. A day without laughter is a day wasted. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats. “run like zombies are chasing you.”. If a equals success, then the formula is a = x + y + z. If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. “don't make me an optimist. What can we say, the epic use of resume keywords is epic.

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12th of 60 funny motivational quotes. 'enjoy cooking chinese and italians' 4. “running late is my cardio.”. Of arrogance, germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful. 22.) the brain is a wonderful organ; It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.